Don't you just love it when...

Don't you just love it when you tell people something you are going to do, and then they proceed to tell you what THEY would do if they were you?

We're going to Paris. Some people, upon hearing this, love to tell me what they'd rather do. See conversation below.

Me: We're going to Paris.
Them: Sounds fun. I'd rather go to (insert other European city here), though. It's much nicer.

And I immediately have to control myself from blurting out "Who gives a fuck? This trip is OUR trip and not something I planned for YOU. You like (other European city) so damn much? Then go! And don't come back."

I feel the same about people who, upon hearing we have chihuahuas, proceed to complain that they are noisy, yippy, or resemble rats. Excuse me, you're talking about MY DOGS. Do you think I want to listen to you compare them to rats? Do I compare your husband to a troll? Do I compare your children to evil devil spawn? Do I compare your choice of clothing to what's hanging in the window at the thrift store?

/rant